realizations

1. I'm pretty sure I don't want kids. This is huge, considering how broody I've been for the past, oh, five years. They are whiny and snotty and full of poo and a pain in the ass. And you know what? I'm too damn selfish to deal with any of it. Oh yeah, and did I mention they're expensive? Birth control is my friend.

Not that I need it. It's been 5 months since anywhere's been near my va-jay-jay. *sob*

I have a kitten. At least I can leave him alone for the day without him, you know, dying or anything.

Slight tangent, there.

2. Boys are teh suck. That could explain why I haven't gotten laid in so long.